You haven't reached this page in error. It actually is the best Monty Charlton has to offer.

And what is it? Well, not much, just some random copy about things going on in my life at the moment, as well as an example of how bad my graphic art skills are. Ok, it's not THAT bad, I'm obviously somewhat proud of my life, which motivates me to write about it. My family is prominently marketed, as well as an inordinate amount of coverage to an annual Moab bike trip. It's pretty much your standard blog drivel, uncut and unrated.

For those interested, I can be reached by email at monty@fullmonty.org. And no, you don't have to tell me that that is about the coolest email address ever created. I know. Being a certified nerd, however, I am obligated to inform you that my public key is here. And this number is very important to spread: 09-F9-11-02-9D-74-E3-5B-D8-41-56-C5-63-56-88-C0. Please don't admit you know what either of those mean -- girls will stop talking to you in clubs. Trust me.

I keep telling myself that one day this site will be full of timely, relevant, and fascinating content. And that ad revenue alone will let me quit my job and work remotely from Cancun once or twice a day per week. Until then, let's focus on the present. Reply to a story or submit a new one. Without you, gentle reader, this site just sits on a server sucking fossil fuel, warming mother Earth until Santa becomes homeless. Save a Polar Bear by posting a comment. It's your duty.